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Drunk raccoon found passed out on liquor store floor after breaking in

On Saturday, staff at an Ashland, Virginia liquor store discovered a raccoon had broken in while the store was closed for Thanksgiving. The intoxicated animal was found passed out in the bathroom amidst broken bottles and spilled liquor, including its apparent drink of choice, scotch.

BBC News - WorldFiled 2025-12-03 · 12:24 GMTLean · CenterRead · 1 min
Drunk raccoon found passed out on liquor store floor after breaking in
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On Saturday, staff at an Ashland, Virginia liquor store discovered a raccoon had broken in while the store was closed for Thanksgiving. The intoxicated animal was found passed out in the bathroom amidst broken bottles and spilled liquor, including its apparent drink of choice, scotch. Animal control was called to the scene and transported the raccoon to the Hanover County Animal Protection and Shelter. After sobering up and showing no signs of injury, the raccoon was released back into the wild. Authorities believe the raccoon entered through the ceiling and then proceeded to consume a significant amount of alcohol. The liquor store thanked animal control for their assistance in safely removing the animal.

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The Ashland ABC store had been closed for Thanksgiving when it suffered its "Black Friday break-in".

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Officer Martin transported the raccoon to Hanover County Animal Protection and Shelter.

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The raccoon was found passed out in the bathroom.

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A raccoon broke into a Virginia liquor store.

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Officer Martin said the animal had fallen through one of the ceiling tiles before going "on a full-blown rampage, drinking everything".

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Staff at a Virginia liquor store got a shock on Saturday when they came into work to find the store had been broken into by a very intoxicated raccoon.The "masked bandit" was found passed out in the bathroom between the toilet and bin having helped itself to some bottom shelf spirits.Animal control officer Samantha Martin transported the "suspect" for questioning at Hanover County Animal Protection and Shelter but not before it had a chance to sober up.After a few hours of sleep and zero signs of injury (other than maybe a hangover), the animal was safely released back into the wild.The Ashland ABC store had been closed for Thanksgiving when it suffered its "Black Friday break-in".When staff arrived on Saturday they found smashed bottles and liquor pooling on the floor, including its apparent tipple of choice, scotch. Officer Martin said the animal had fallen through one of the ceiling tiles before going "on a full-blown rampage, drinking everything". Only one blurry CCTV image of the boozy break-in exists, so it's unknown just how much alcohol the thirsty creature consumed before passing out in the bathroom.In a social media post, the store thanked Hanover County Animal Protection and Shelter for its professionalism and providing its visitor with a "sober ride home".Officer Martin said it was "just another day in the life of an animal control officer".
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